how many things can you drink from that aren't a cup?

it's kind of, well,

stringy

now's the time more than ever to control those childhood gag reflexes regarding pulpy orange juice.

go about primping your pumpkin yadda yadda yadda, get your hands in there: think of
Amélie when she tells us her guilty pleasures
...

   FOR HOT BUTTER RUM

one stick of butter

1 tsp cinnamon

1/2 tsp nutmeg

pinch of cloves

2 cups of brown sugar

a little more than half of a giant bottle of spiced rum because why wouldn't you want to say you got drunk from a pumpkin?
boiling water

now combine the shit out of those aforementioned ingredients!

but don't think we were too stuck up not to get real with it, jiggy with it, down with the sickness, down to earth, and carve four pumpkins this weekend.


and for you iowa citians: new pi co op's pumpkins are cheaper and better than hy vee's!

last but not least: i saw somebody punch a pumpkin last night.