up yours!

sick of the heat? 

need more of that shit? 

are you the type of person that is too proud to wear light colors on insanely hot days? who, perhaps, could care less that the thermometer says 80 degrees at 9 AM, later ignoring the ignorant prick who reminds them that the black they are wearing is "not smart" or " 'real cool' ".

would you wear socks near the equator? if only for the reward of taking them off at the end of the day. 

do you enjoy burning up? 

well here is your "fuck you, iowa heat! (excuse me: it's the humidity!)" filler:

1 can of tomato soup
carrot and zucchini or whatever vegetables you want
2 fat cloves of garlic
3 really big shakes of cayenne
2 large squirts of sriracha